horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.

Jon is horizontally expanded.

by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018

horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

Horizontal Shower

The phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger's tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won't remember, with the water on cold.

That asshole gave me a Horizontal Shower.

Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...

by Greubar April 26, 2017

Horizontal Stripe

1 Someone who is a heterosexual, typically a person who is wearing horizontal stripes

2 A stripe, horizontally drawn

Also see "vertical stripe"

That guy is clearly a horizontal stripe

by Sofa Worshippers March 14, 2010

horizontal fandango

Sex

"Yeah, we did the horizontal fandango last night." - Zach Braff on fucking Sarah Chalke

by FANGORIAN VAGBEAST May 22, 2009

horizontal mambo

a word for intercouse/s3x lol

``me and bella had a amazing horizontal mambo lastnight!!``
``really? didnt think u got bitches``

by gahmama March 12, 2023

Horizontally tall

Aka fat

I'm not fat, just horizontally tall!

by be_right_back July 10, 2018