hulu hoops

Commercials on Hulu; what they make you jump through before you can watch whatever the hell you wanted to watch.

I wanted to watch the new episode of South Park on Hulu, but I had to jump through a lot of Hulu Hoops.

by Rockinsockinrobot August 26, 2015

Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.

"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."

by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015

Bitch hoops

Female earrings that are large af and circular.

The lady with the bitch hoops looked fire af

by tindertiger February 2, 2019

Butt hoops

The accomplishment of hula hooping with your butt or lower back, mainly performed as a silly game / erotic act. Most commonly executed by girls in suggestive or no clothing, altough some guys can do it as well.

james: yo did you see those thots doing butt hoops at school?

jamal: fo sure nibba, they do b exceptionally thic

by fatniggasfuckbest June 2, 2019

hunter hoops

A Dutch game where one naked man dives into a pool and farts. The other man quickly dives in and tries to suck up the fart, surfaces and yells out Hunter hoops then the two men chug bapples and suck each other off.

Dam bro no chicks at this party, well we can always play hunter hoops that my favorite at a sausage party grab me a bapple.

by Chandler the destroyer December 1, 2023

highschool hoops

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.

zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game

highschool hoops is such a fun game, lets play it later!

by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024

Ethical Hoops

When a basketball player plays in a traditional and irrefutable style of hoops. Doesn't rely on fouls or free throws, doesn't throw up too many threes, shares the ball, doesn't bitch to the refs.

A: See D-Mitch last night?
B: Yeah, dude had 30/10 with like no free throws.
A: Those sum ethical hoops

by andcastle December 25, 2025