Hooded Warrior

An uncircumcised penis.

Hes a Euro he must have a hooded warrior.

by The Hooded Warrior November 11, 2003

hoopey-cat

Noun. A friend or someone who is scandalous.
Hoop for short.

Adj. Ridiculous-in a bad way.

This word originated in Hattiesburg, Mississippi in 2000.

What's up, Hoopey-Cat?

What it do, Hoop?

Did you see what that hoopey-cat was wearing?

That was a hoopey-cat outfit she had on. She thought that mess was cute!

by Tami M. August 17, 2007

Hopped off the porch

When you bussed ya GUN on some niggaz, when you first hit a lick or caught a body with your bro’s or when u was alone.

I was 14 when I first hopped off the porch getting money, while you niggas was still in school begging your parents for money.

by Hopped off the porch March 1, 2020

hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010

Hooded Mage

When the hood (labia majora) of a vagina peels back, revealing the mage, or the clitoris.

Kurtis: Ohhh dude I found the hooded mage on that chick last night!
Simon: Dude thats sweet!

by S.K.B. July 9, 2011

Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.

Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

by Super happy fun time 13 March 6, 2012

The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015