Chocolate-Hooking

The slow, yet impressive process of training your dick to curve so far backwards that every time you get a boner you fuck yourself in the ass.

My wife told me that chocolate-hooking was a bad idea, but the only downside is that I can’t tell if it’s gay or just a weird way to masturbate.

by Gamin2001 February 25, 2022

hooking up

“Hooking up” is a candy coated way of saying were going to fuck. It has been adopted by today`s preppy pop culture in an effort to “candy coat”, glamorize, and make “casual fucking” more acceptable. This same preppy pop culture is notorious for abusing the word “like” and can be found in any Hollister, American Eagle, Abercrombie and Fitch, Express, Armani Exchange ect. etc.

Preppy fake pop culture chick - “Yesterday like me and Jason like were almost “hooking up” in the dressing room at like hollister.”

Real Person - “Hey stupid why don’t you just call it what it is FUCKING, get the hell away from me!”

by Live the Lie December 28, 2005

Hooching

Following a stranger around as close as you can for as long as you can.

An example of hooching is following a stranger round a city centre barley avoiding stepping on the back of there shoes

by ThatHotGuy September 25, 2010

hooking up

the act of a man and women making out.

tigga and swigga like hooking up when they are together

by swiggalicious June 5, 2009

Hooking

When a someone sticks their foot in between another persons legs and drags them towards them self

Tim hooked my girlfriend last night so I beat the shit out of him when I found out he was hooking her

by Hooking May 29, 2014

hooking up

According to Moe's laws of physics, "hooking up" is the act of having a conversation with the opposite sex.

Moe: Hi.
Anna: Hello.
Moe: Hey guys, i hooked up with Anna today.

by pimp October 6, 2004

national hooking up day

May 2 is nation hooking up day. Boys and girls men and woman were gonna have fun today

Hey is national hooking up day down to hu?

by lil dequavis April 7, 2019