honkey plate

when a white person goes into a ethnic restaurant and gets shorted on food compared to the customers who are more ethnically like the food served?

when the two chineese guys in front of you each get 6 prawns and you get two and yer white it's not a mistake, you've been honkey plated

by Dogg Erickson July 6, 2009

couch honkey

That person who no one seems to know, but has been crashed on your couch for 3 days. (Like in the movie "Half Baked") There is an element as though this "couch honkey" partied his balls off with you at one point and then ended up on the couch, but nobody remembers.

That couch honkey has been laying there since yesterday.

by hollywoodhorror June 11, 2006

cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010

honkey tonk

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

by Voneville September 14, 2005

Bull honkey

To be utterly positivley false without question.

Barbara: Yo, this water tastes like Camel Urine.
Dylan: Bull honkey, it tastes like a fine wine.

by Ian H. October 23, 2005

honkey donkey

Harley Davidson

When are you going to let me ride your new honkey donkey?

by Lunchbag March 28, 2010

honkey haybell

3 white people...man in front is being screwed on his feet by another man...the third person is sitting on the floor being slapped in the face while sucking on the first mans balls...

At the family reunion I caught cousin Billy and Bobby down there giving little Bettie Ann a honkey Haybell.

by avatar sky toucher May 16, 2014