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Fantasy Hoarder

Someone who consecutively selects multiple players at one key position in fantasy league drafts, most often in the earlier rounds when the best players are still available. This leaves the remaining choices at that position extremely sparse for the other people participating in said draft.

In most cases the Fantasy Hoarder syndrome is a mental condition much like regular Hoarding is and can rarely be helped. Also, the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder are extremely self-destructive and as such, trying to recreate/carry-out such actions is not advisable. The Fantasy Hoarder usually has one very strong position on their depth chart and their other positions are fairly weak.

The Fantasy Hoarder will then realize the error of his/her ways as a normal drafter selects one good player from each position while they’re available, resulting in a fairly equally rounded out roster.

The Fantasy Hoarder will then pester someone with a more balanced roster to trade for positions that the hoarder missed out on. The only way to counter the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder is that of Trade Bait.
Guy 3: I still don't think my receivers are good enough.
Guy 4: Dude, you got Larry Fitzgerald and Andre Johnson. You should focus on your running game. The only decent back you have is Jamaal Charles.
Guy 3: Whatever, I'm going to take Miles Austin.
Guy 4: Classic Fantasy Hoarder behavior. Dude you're going to go 3-11 at best. You need help.
Guy 3: Says you.
by Baron6489 March 28, 2011
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Semen Hoarder

A slut who is insatiable in regards to her load count.
Hey bro, your wife is a real semen hoarder.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
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e-hoarding

To keep all your electronic files and messages and other "data" until it piles up for no good reason, such as saving ridiculous numbers of email messages that you'll never look at again.
if I don't give up e-hoarding and do a mailbox purge, I'm going to exceed my 7GB gmail limit!
by brooke's eye March 19, 2010
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Quarter Hoarder Disorder

An obsession for state quarters that renders a sufferer incapable of spending a them. They must save every state quarter they come into contact with. Also known as QHD.
I just picked up 3 MN Quarters at Subways, maybe they will sell me some more. "Boy I could use a soda, but all I have is state quarters, water it is, damn that Quarter Hoarder Disorder."
by Duecey 2 January 12, 2010
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hobart lane

Hobart lane is in Amherst, Massachusetts typically reserved for those who lead a lifestyle of savagery. Inhabited by the alpha males of UMass, this location breeds winners. Young men fight to earn their stripes on Hobart in hope to one day call it their home. This is a place where freshman girls flock to, get chewed up and spit out, and swear to never come back. Until the next banger.

Men of Hobart know the idea of value. They don't care how good the last party was, only about the next one. It doesn't matter that you stuffed 1 pig last night, it's all about how many of them you've slaughtered.

Back in the prime of "zoomass", Hobart Lane was the house of legends. Known for throwing the Hobart Hoedown, these men were the cream of the crop.As the years went by, the tyranny of the Amherst PD began to wear down the reputation of umass, while raining on the students parade. Hobart lane has consistently been the model of rebellion, and now is house to only a few young, proud men. These tenants welcome the challenge of maintaining the party school reputation, while basking in the glory of the last remaining pieces of what was zoomass. These gentlemen fight to maintain the legacy and integrity of the Minutemen, where the self proclaimed "fraternities" cannot.

Whether it be by means of kegs and eggs, day drinks, or 80s parties in tribute to the original godfathers of Hobart, these men of Hobart are the last of the breed that has always, and will always, represent the real UMass.
Girl 1: I woke up at Hobart again this morning
Girl 2: Which bed this time? Chris or Ben?
Girl 1: DJ :(. I'm never going back to Hobart lane

Boy 1: Did you see that fight last night on Hobart? That was crazy
Boy 2: Yeah, the Hobart boys fucked those kids up
Boy 1: Savages man
by PigFarmer January 15, 2014
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organized hoarder

A person who has mass amounts of stuff BUT who keeps the stuff in plastic totes, filing cabinets, bags Etc....like paper, crafts, fabric and such.
The organized hoarder had 50 grey 40 gallon totes with nothing but craftbooks in it.
by mrsshelton January 3, 2011
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Hoarding the jerky

The intense build up of semen in men due to lack of sex or the much needed occasional jerk off. Has been known to cause much more serious conditions such as soggy balls or the overwhelming sensation that the ball sac feel tight and weighted down.
Man! Latisha hasn't had sex with me in weeks! I'm afraid that I might hurt myself if I keep hoarding the jerky like this!
by Ju ju man March 4, 2010
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