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Homeschooler Syndrome

Though not a true disorder, this epidemic is plaguing children and teenagers worldwide, hitting the homeschooling community most of all. It is characterized by a lack of conforming to social cues. While those afflicted can understand social cues, they simply don't care; believing that everything is about them and nothing can have a negative reaction.
Person 1: That dude doesn't even care that he's acting like a douchebag.
Person 2: Wow, he must have Homeschooler Syndrome.
by b0ogerbrain500 June 19, 2010
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Homeschooledness

The effects being homeschooled has on a person. The individual presents behaviors such as: Not knowing basic trends, never being able to pick up on social cues, not knowing popular songs and sayings.
Why doesn’t John know this song? It’s because of the homeschooledness.
by Homeschooler revolution March 2, 2021
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Homeschool-arms

Homeschool arms are indicate one : has no rhythm, has a stiff upper torso dancing and/literally has no idea what to do with their arms.

A socially awkward way of carrying the upper body.
" Damn, girl. You see that booger on stage w/the homeschool-arms !? "

" Homeschool-arms up on stage walkin like a teletubbie.....smh "
by Allusivehorse May 12, 2022
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Homeschool attire

Boys wear cheap, Walmart jeans that are usually too short and are pulled up too high, with a plaid button-down shirt tucked into it. Socks are white crew socks, and shoes are cheap New Balance sneakers that often have grass stains on them. Usually consist of a short haircut and round glasses.

Girls wear plain skirts or dresses that drop down to the shins. Designed to not call attention to the body.
"Look at that homeschool group, they are wearing such homeschool attire!"
by stinky-poop-fart March 27, 2023
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hip homeschooler

A homeschooler who looks and acts like a normal kid, has friends, but is still less likely to get into drugs and alcohol. Contrary to popular belief, 75% of kids who are homeschooled are actually hip homeschoolers.
Normal kid: "Where do you go to school?"
hip homeschooler: "I'm homeschooled. But don't worry, I'm not what you think, I'm actually a normal kid who has friends and knows how to talk to people."
by OkStephen February 20, 2022
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Homeschool

Literally hell. You lose all social life, have no friends, and eventually slip into crippling loneliness and depression.
Tim: “Homeschooling sounds great! You get to sleep in!”
Me: “no.”
by depressed_guy69 July 30, 2020
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Homeschool

A Method of torture or at least that’s how it’s many victims plea

It’s highest usage case (pre covid) was for parents (usually Christian conservative although types may vary) to control their children and what they see and how they act

There are varying tiers of homeschooling
with the worst usually being the most common unfortunately

Tier 1: Actually good, with education and socialization being well rounded with things that aren’t just some dumb church group IE Sports, Park meetups, Clubs, Partial public school etc, however it is important to note that even this tier while not being the worst is still probably not the greatest either because it’s very difficult to socialize as a kid outside of school seeing as how most kids are in school when your out

Tier 2: If you’ve fallen into this tier then congratulations because you got horrible RNG on birth and are probably super depressed right now, in this tier the parents aren’t teaching the children at all and they’re home all day with no friends and nothing to do but TV and video games (depending on circumstance you might not even have that!) the types of parents who homeschool their children this way are usually Christian conservatives who wanted to keep their child away from different views and opinions while at the same time being absolutely lazy
in this tier it’s the fuckin bible or nothing baby! And if you dare criticize these parents they’ll gaslight and mentally abuse you to no end
You: Mom can we have public school?

Mom: No we have school at home

School at home: (homeschool)
by VeryGoodwithWords April 6, 2021
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