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Hamageddon

1. The mass government sanctioned slaughter of pigs in direct response to fears of swine flu.

2. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to irrational fear of swine flu.

3. The slaughter or culling of swine populations due to cultural biases against pork based upon religious beliefs. The slaughter of such animals alleged to be justified due to concerns about diseases such as Swine influenza but really based on deep rooted religious biases or prohibitions against eating meat from pigs.
The government of Egypt has ordered the destruction of all pigs to stop the spread of Swine Flu. The actions will result in Hamageddon for Egypt's 400,000 pigs.
by nycesq April 29, 2009
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Hoagie Fucker

One who engages in sexual relations with a sub or sandwich.
Jon: Did you hear about that kid Logan, he masturbated using a hoagie.

Steve: That kid is a hoagie fucker.
by TProds July 7, 2010
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Homagod

Yes Jayde Cole (moi)made this up while saying oh my god and got lazy and said homagod instead
by Jaydeis October 27, 2005
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filthy hobag

Similar to a filthy girl, this person is not only the embodiment of horrible temperment, but is also just as promiscuous. May be a current or former stripper, and have more than 4 kids. Said person may or may not be easy on the eyes, but is convinced the (s)he is God's gift to (wo)men. This person uses all relationships, regardless of nature, to be as conniving and manipulative as possible.

Although it is a neuter adjective, it is most often used to describe females as opposed to males. Males of this type are most often referred to as a dirty douchebag.
I moved in with my brother-in-law and his girlfriend. She turned out to be the biggest megabitch filthy hobag. She acted like she owned everything, regardless of whether or not she actually did. She was manipulative, selfish, and judgmental...the keyword being mental. Needless to say we moved out in about 3 weeks.
by 3Dradio September 29, 2006
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pulling a hoagie

Pulling a hoagie is defined as, saying you will be back in a few minutes during a Skype call, online video game or any other way of communicating with friends over the internet; then either coming back about two hours or more later; To pull a hoagie one can also never come back.
Example 1:
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.

Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!
by Blitzmus February 21, 2015
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homax

Homosexual to the max. So gay it's homax. Even its very definition is homax.
that was so homax Duncan
by George Gammon February 10, 2007
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Throat Hoagie

Another name for "penis"...
Quiet woman, or you're gonna get the Throat Hoagie" like the last time...
by Bones32 January 7, 2010
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