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Katie Holmes 

(n.) A young woman whose sad predicament initally elicits pity, but through her repeated actions only solidifies one's opinion that she dug her own grave. See also: pulling a Katie Holmes
I totally felt sorry for that shy girl who got knocked up by Lester the Molester. But now, she's livin' in a trailer with him and cookin' meth every weekend. What a Katie Holmes.
Katie Holmes by sunnyrustle December 24, 2008
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katie holmes 

Also known as Tomkat.
Member of worst publicity stunt after Anna Nicole Smith and Paris Hilton.
katie holmes by Luizza June 30, 2006

Chris Holmes 

Chris Holmes is the pinnacle of American heavy metal guitarist and songwriters. Holmes started his musical career in the Pasadena, California area in the late 1970s and early 1980s. He is best known as the lead guitarist of heavy-metal band W.A.S.P. Together with Blackie Lawless and Randy Piper, he was one of the founding members of the band. Holmes was a member of W.A.S.P. first from 1982 to 1990, and again from 1996 to 2002.

Hits from this heavy metal god include.
- L.O.V.E machine

- I wanna be somebody

- Blind in Texas

- The last command

- 9.5 nasty

Also used as a example of being way too drunk!
Matthew- you should’ve seen yourself last night you were a mess
Mclovin- shit dude I pulled a Chris Holmes.

Yo holmes, smell you later 

Something that you would find if you scan the QR Code in the Among Us Polus map Scan Boarding Pass. Probably an easter egg placed by the game developers :)
I scanned the QR Code and it read: Yo holmes, smell you later

Well no dip Sherlock Holmes 

Something you tell someone who states the obvious. More school friendly.

Similar:
No shit! (Less school friendly).
Example:

Guy 1: Hey! It's freaking cold as heck out here!
Guy 2: Well no dip Sherlock Holmes!

john holmes 

porn star

big penis; 13.5 inches

ugly
john holmes by porn star May 3, 2004

Santonio Holmes

The MVP of the 2009 NFL Super Bowl.

Wide Receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers out of Ohio State University.

Made the game winning catch with less then a minute left in the game to put the Steelers in the lead 27-23.
That catch by Santonio Holmes was so amazing, no wonder he won the MVP!
Santonio Holmes by Peter Ol February 1, 2009