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Chris Holmes is the pinnacle of American heavy metal guitarist and songwriters. Holmes started his musical career in the Pasadena, California area in the late 1970s and early 1980s. He is best known as the lead guitarist of heavy-metal band W.A.S.P. Together with Blackie Lawless and Randy Piper, he was one of the founding members of the band. Holmes was a member of W.A.S.P. first from 1982 to 1990, and again from 1996 to 2002.

Hits from this heavy metal god include.
- L.O.V.E machine

- I wanna be somebody

- Blind in Texas

- The last command

- 9.5 nasty

Also used as a example of being way too drunk!
Matthew- you should’ve seen yourself last night you were a mess
Mclovin- shit dude I pulled a Chris Holmes.
by West coast cardboard September 03, 2020
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