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by luizza October 4, 2006
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Country poorly portrayed in the film "Mr. and Mrs. Smith": helicopters bombing Bogotá, an apocalyptic scenario with houses on fire, illustrating the capital as a rural little town with no buildings or evidence of any urban development. Hotels with fans give the idea of an unbearable heat, even though Bogotá is 2640 meters (8661 feet) above sea level. No pavement on the streets and a bar filled with rioted chicken. The actors who play the part of the police men in this Colombia deplorable cartoon wear weird uniforms and speak with Mexican/Caribbean accents even though Bogotá is not anywhere near the coast and some Colombian regions are recognized for having one of the best Spanish in Central and South America, and are even criticized/made fun of by the rest of the country for having a somewhat stiff accent.
Less than four weeks after its release in Colombia, the General Secretary of the City Hall, Enrique Borda, sent a letter of protest to the director Doug Liman. In the letter he states that "It is evidenced, beyond any doubt, that the director and his production crew show a total level of ignorance by portraying (the city) as incipient (...), primitive, with scarce hotel infrastructure, dominated by poverty, depressed, disorganized, with high levels of violence; in conclusion, totally chaotic and not attractive at all". Borda also points out in his text that Colombia was awarded with the title of "City of Peace" by the Unión de Ciudades Capitales Iberoamericanas (UCCI) and was declared "World Book Capital 2007" by UNESCO.
Country poorly portrayed in the film "Mr. and Mrs. Smith": helicopters bombing Bogotá, an apocalyptic scenario with houses on fire, illustrating the capital as a rural little town with no buildings or evidence of any urban development. Hotels with fans give the idea of an unbearable heat, even though Bogotá is 2640 meters (8661 feet) above sea level. No pavement on the streets and a bar filled with rioted chicken. The actors who play the part of the police men in this Colombia deplorable cartoon wear weird uniforms and speak with Mexican/Caribbean accents even though Bogotá is not anywhere near the coast and some Colombian regions are recognized for having one of the best Spanish in Central and South America, and are even criticized/made fun of by the rest of the country for having a somewhat stiff accent.
Less than four weeks after its release in Colombia, the General Secretary of the City Hall, Enrique Borda, sent a letter of protest to the director Doug Liman. In the letter he states that "It is evidenced, beyond any doubt, that the director and his production crew show a total level of ignorance by portraying (the city) as incipient (...), primitive, with scarce hotel infrastructure, dominated by poverty, depressed, disorganized, with high levels of violence; in conclusion, totally chaotic and not attractive at all". Borda also points out in his text that Colombia was awarded with the title of "City of Peace" by the Unión de Ciudades Capitales Iberoamericanas (UCCI) and was declared "World Book Capital 2007" by UNESCO.
by Luizza June 28, 2006
Get the colombia mug.A person whose only way to get laid is forcing someone else into having sex with them - children included.
Being a rapist is very uncool.
by luizza November 8, 2008
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Someone who's televised/live shows suck enormously.
Someone who got famous by being wrongfully compared to SINGER/LYRICIST Alanis Morissette even though she was quoted saying "At least I take showers".
Entertainer who got tired of being called a poseur therefore started writing her own songs and changed her image.
Britney in a bad hair day.
Someone who's televised/live shows suck enormously.
Someone who got famous by being wrongfully compared to SINGER/LYRICIST Alanis Morissette even though she was quoted saying "At least I take showers".
Entertainer who got tired of being called a poseur therefore started writing her own songs and changed her image.
Britney in a bad hair day.
Person #1: Let's go to karaoke show!
Person #2: No way! I won't pull another Avril again!
She took singing lessons a little too late. She pulled an Avril Lavigne.
She called herself punk, now is a model. She's so Avril.
Person #2: No way! I won't pull another Avril again!
She took singing lessons a little too late. She pulled an Avril Lavigne.
She called herself punk, now is a model. She's so Avril.
by luizza June 30, 2006
Get the avril lavigne mug.1.To be attracted to the same sex.
2. Gay people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.
3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.
4. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.
2. Gay people are judged based on a book written 2000 years ago and two mythical characters called Adam and Eve.
3. Gay people are often judged on double standards.
4. People who say homosexuality is wrong/a sin are afraid they are the same.
1. George likes Michael. Linda likes Sarah.
2. 4000 years ago monkeys didn't have names.
3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")
5. Carlos says homosexuality is a sin and gays will rotten in hell because he's still in the closet.
2. 4000 years ago monkeys didn't have names.
3. Two lesbians on tv are hot, but two guys are gross (look "sarcasm")
5. Carlos says homosexuality is a sin and gays will rotten in hell because he's still in the closet.
by Luizza November 6, 2006
Get the homosexuality mug.Hollywood actress many people accuse of being a home wrecker, even though it usually takes TWO to have a relationship.
If someone cheated on Jennifer Aniston, it was Brad!
I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.
I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.
by luizza June 30, 2006
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