hoinkus

BIG PENIS BITCH

DAMN THAT HOINKUS BE RANK

by mattyg April 3, 2017

hoinage

money

Dude, Shawn’s working at Farrell’s and has some major hoinage.

by fredo4 April 16, 2019

Hoink

A bitch that sucks ass or pussy

You are gross if you hoink that bitch

by Hoink Master G April 30, 2022

Hoinky-Spoinky

Of the sexual nature.

"did anything hoinky-spoinky happen between you and ___ ?"

by Mr. Hoink Spoink December 14, 2022

Hoinjdoink

Ah, behold the majestic "Hoinge Doink"! It's not just a word, it's an adventure into the realm of male or female anatomy, and hey, it can even sneak its way into middle names like Jason Hoinjdoink Calhoun! But wait, there's more! In certain circles, "Hoinjdoink" is the go-to term for someone who's misplaced their logic faster than you can say "where'd my brain go?" Case in point: "That guy? Oh, he's definitely misplaced his Hoinjdoink!"

While in an altercation, I tried to throw a punch, I missed and my opponent kicked me in the Hoinjdoink, which dropped me
to my knees.

by Majestic Elf March 21, 2024

Hoinky Doinky

The Hoinky Doinky is a sex position that requires 2 people. Person A will defecate in Person B's mouth; followed by Person A orally penetrating Person B until ejaculation. After Person A ejaculates, Person B will anally fist Person A to relax their muscles, followed by Person B puking the feces and semen they are holding in their mouth into Person A's anus.

He gave her the Hoinky Doinky.

by BSmith07 April 21, 2024

Hoing

verb. pronounced (H-oy-ng) one syllable.
The act of shoving ones finger into something.

"Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "

"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"

"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"

by HoingMaster900 December 12, 2024