by Bigniggershlong22 March 9, 2020
Get the Hoeing mug.Just like mandem is a group of men, and girldem/galdem is a group of girls, hodem is a collection of ho's.
by Riverside Motherfucker December 25, 2009
Get the Hodem mug.when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a blowjob
Warning! May cause castration
Warning! May cause castration
Woman: My pubes are two long.
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
by BOnoobies March 8, 2011
Get the Hoeing the Lawn mug.1: An extreme derp ; one who exceeds the rest at derping and even herping. He can easily be recognized with an exuberant amount of swagger. Can be used to describe someone exceptionally amazing.
2: One who enjoys derping in hoes. He can easily be spotted by having a large number of females on his left and right. His aductorus longus (penis for short) will also be unusually large in size.
3. By ending your sentences with "hoderp", or just saying the word as a one-word sentence, you are signifying that that sentence has been spoken by a true hoderper.
2: One who enjoys derping in hoes. He can easily be spotted by having a large number of females on his left and right. His aductorus longus (penis for short) will also be unusually large in size.
3. By ending your sentences with "hoderp", or just saying the word as a one-word sentence, you are signifying that that sentence has been spoken by a true hoderper.
"Man, you see Jim over there with all them ladies?"
"Yeah bro, that hoderp's always got bitches on his dick. "
"Nigga, you've been pretty hoderp lately. I like it!"
"Hoderp."
"... I'll take that as a good thing."
"Yeah bro, that hoderp's always got bitches on his dick. "
"Nigga, you've been pretty hoderp lately. I like it!"
"Hoderp."
"... I'll take that as a good thing."
by Hoderper October 16, 2011
Get the Hoderp mug.A person (who has a contagious make belief disease) who became a hoe all of a sudden. With the "disease", they tend to hang out with people (or a person) they like/love in a somewhat sexual way. They spend more time with them, other than their own friends who they used to hang out with on a regular basis.
Herpina: Hey Derpina where you going? Hey!! Derpina where are you going?! You're not gonna hang out with us afterschool again?!
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..
Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.
Derp: I think she has hoeitus..
Herpina: *Sniff sniff* Whats that smell?!?!
Friends: HHHOOOEEEE-IIITTUUUSSSSSSS!!
Derpina: *Turns around* I know you guys are talking about me!
Friends: Lolol.
by Not a Lolicon November 2, 2013
Get the Hoeitus mug.When you fuck people freely without commitment or a relationship being attached.
Sex with anyone while single.
Non committed sex with multiple people.
Sex with anyone while single.
Non committed sex with multiple people.
Bruh :I fuck whoever and give my dick to whoever want it without being in a relationship
Chick: I get to do free spirit hoeing by fucking whoever I want without having to be in a relationship
Whether you doing gangbangs or getting trains ran on ya too.
Chick: I get to do free spirit hoeing by fucking whoever I want without having to be in a relationship
Whether you doing gangbangs or getting trains ran on ya too.
by Choc Bloc April 28, 2020
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