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Tivo Hoarder

A person who saves numerous television programs and/or movies to their DVR after viewing them with a small chance they will ever actually watch them again.
Chelsea is such a Tivo hoarder. Yesterday I was going through her DVR list and there was stuff from 2005 marked "save till manually erased"

My mom had to buy a second Tivo for her bedroom because her old one is still full of every sex and the city episode ever made. She's never going to watch 90% of them again but she's a Tivo hoarder.
by Pardee251 November 6, 2010
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self-isolation high horsery

When a menacing and creepy person becomes menacing and creepy because they have perceived what they believe to be a transgression of their fascist definition of Social Distancing.
Dude! That manic guy just emptied his slop-bucket out the window on top of that couple who met on the street, self-isolation high horsery is really getting out of control.
by DavidFHJ March 16, 2020
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Horser

A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk
The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf
by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020
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Queef Hoarder

A women who has the ability to continuously inhale air into their vaginal cavity and infuse the air with violent toxins with the ability to eliminate ear infections in many cattle. The side effects are including but not limited to: severe discharge from all orifices, excrement of third stomach, release of male organs into female petulance causing extreme irritation to the hind quarters. It is not proscribed by doctors in the United States for obvious insurance purposes, that is all. Peace to the Jews of Babylon.
"If your mom wasn't such a Queef Hoarder, Jesus never would have had to multiply so many fish and loaves of bread."

"Man i was outta there faster than a cow in a queef hoarder's tampon!"

"There wasn't enough queef hoarder's this year Slim, your mother couldn't maintain the family thresh hold in the south."

"To sustain the well-being of the human existence, the FFA demanded a draft of queef hoarders to dissolve the contraband of bovid mammals to the U.S."
by beckmd August 16, 2009
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Toilet paper hoarder

A mentally deranged Ape induced deadly methamphetamine levels that sees toilet paper as gold bars.
by Ultra Instinct Sans April 12, 2020
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bus hoarder

1. Used to define individuals on a public transit vehicle that are completely oblivious to their surroundings, including but not exclusive to the mile long lineup of people at the bus stop. Individuals inside said transit vehicle that can’t move further into the vehicle (usually a bus) thanks to the bus hoarder who refuses to move further back into the bus even though there‘s space for at least ten more people.

2. Bus hoarders have no bus etiquette including neglecting backpack removal, and generally taking up as much space as physically possible, therefore hoarding the space in the bus.
Bus driver : Please move to the back of the bus.
Guy1: Man, this bus hoarder in front of me isn’t movin’ his ass.
Guy2: Kids these days.
by anthubc2010-bushoarder October 9, 2010
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horseradish

A condiment. Popularized by Arby's
Who the hell doesnt know what horseradish means, and why are you looking it up here?
by bjdhs May 14, 2005
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