hired

when ur high & tired

"Dude, I'm hired."

by yeepppppp July 31, 2017

hired vindicator

A "copycat" crook who is employed by a suspect in a recent crime to discreetly (i.e., without being recognized or caught) commit one or more similar crimes in the area while the suspect is in custody, thereby "proving" that the suspect isn't the one guilty of the "original" crime, since more crimes of the same type are being committed while he himself is out of circulation and thus could not possibly have committed them.

Being a hired vindicator might have its advantages, but it can also backfire, in that crimes committed by others can be falsely pinned on you. For example, Person A commits a burglary, and then sometime later is arrested and detained as a possible suspect, despite his professing his innocence. Person A's cronies then hastily scatter around and hire Person B to commit a string of additional burglaries in Person A's local area in an effort to draw suspicion off of Person A. But then one or more other local crooks commit subsequent burglaries in the same general vicinity, and so if Person B is eventually apprehended, he will likely be suspected of **all** of the burglaries, including the ones committed by these "new" criminals.

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

Hired

Happy and tired

I couldn't fall asleep bc I was so hired.

by Kileyy April 19, 2018

Hired

Hungry and tired....

If you're hungry and tired....you're need to get hired so get a fucking job... you hippy

by Hyper_active_hippy October 20, 2017

bad hire

hiring someone that looked good on paper but doesn’t complete the basic job skills for position hired.

The company could not survive with the number of bad hires coming through the door.

by definitioncop October 20, 2019

hired

A state of being horny and tired

Man, last night I was so hired.

by Meguzival December 12, 2020

Hire Fire Promo Cycle

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.

With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle

by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021