hired 

A combination of being both high and tired.

Dude 1: "Dude, I waked and baked, and I also hired yesterday."
Dude 2: "Kewl."

hired by spencer hardwood February 23, 2008

Hired 

To be high and tired at the same time.

"I'm mad hired son!"
"I'm hired dude."

Hired by No1_Hater March 18, 2008

Hired 

A covert combination of the words 'high' and 'tired', for use around mixed company.

Guy #1: Hey man, I got hired yesterday and passed out in my neighbor's hedge.
Guy #2: I don't see how getting hired had anything to do with passing ou- OH, gotcha.

Hired by Doug the Shrug August 2, 2010

hired 

when ur high & tired

"Dude, I'm hired."

hired by yeepppppp July 31, 2017

Hired 

Happy and tired

I couldn't fall asleep bc I was so hired.

Hired by Kileyy April 19, 2018

Hired 

Hungry and tired....

If you're hungry and tired....you're need to get hired so get a fucking job... you hippy

Hired by Hyper_active_hippy October 20, 2017

hired 

A state of being horny and tired

Man, last night I was so hired.

hired by Meguzival December 12, 2020