hippocrite

A person that overweight and denigrates others who are also overweight.

Richard: There's no way I'd ever date Florence, she's huge!
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.

by Neologician November 14, 2012

Hypocrite

Someone who makes and joins a facebook page complaining about people joining and making facebook pages.

Joe Bob became a fan of "Stop fanning stuff!! It's annoying"

aka

Joe Bob became a fan of "Im a hypocrite!!! Shoot me please!!"

by NOTaHYPOCRITE April 18, 2010

hypocrite

A taboo yet accurate referance to all of humanity.

"Every human being on the planet is a hypocrite...good thing I'm a robot."

by Smokey October 28, 2003

hypocrites

a very confused person who says not to do one thing, believes it, and then goes and does it, but doesn't realize it. Says they believe the rule, but thinks it doesn't apply to them.

Hypocrites: It's over
Me: Not cool
Hypocrites: You are needy, so I will end it with you, but I will go hook back up with my ex who I say I would rather kill myself than sleep with again...

by Lissarules June 28, 2006

hypocrite

1: A person who fails to practice what they preach
2: Something that we all can't help but be every once and awhile, I mean were only human, not Smokey though he's a robot.

Man: You kid! Stop pickin' your nose!
Kid: but your pic...
Man: Don't make me tell you twice!

by Pig Pen September 2, 2004

Hippycrite

One who claims to be of the hippy culture but doesn't live up to his or her proclaimed status. Usually found in rural college towns and places that have a "hip" hippy culture. Generally asimilates themselves with real hippys because it's "cool" at the time.

Al was just with us at the global warming march last week, why is he driving that Hummer now? He's such a hippycrite!

by RJ_Singleton June 13, 2007

Hippocrate

A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.

The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.

by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009