Fat Hider

Noun 1. A female shirt/blouse which is tight around the breasts and proceeds to balloon out at the bottom like a circus tent covering their fat, like no one around can tell that they are trying to hide it. 2. To fool the male individual into thinking they are skinnier than they really are, especially at bars or after a male has been intoxicated.

Wow, you may think. Why if a girl is not pregnant, would she be wearing a shirt that makes her look so... HUGE!? I will go ahead and guess that the reason has to be that she has never had a guy come up to her and say, "Hey bitch, are you pregnant? No? Well than, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt?" Instead she hangs around with her other FAT friends and hears something like, "OMGGGG, that shirt looks SOOOOOOOOOOO cute on you!!!!"

1. Harrison: omg...

Mike: What?

Harrison: Their all wearing fat hiders...

Mike: lol


2. Harrison: WTF!!

Mike: Yea man I know! This bar is full of Fat Hiders!

by Harrison S. & Mike S. June 25, 2008

hoo hoo holders

Hoo hoo holders are commonly known as bras because they hold hoo hoo's.

Please take your hoo hoo holders off the wash line honey babes. This is awkward for everybody.

by binxter2 January 7, 2012

Cup Holder

A loose woman, and or man, or a hooker, prostitute, one open to anything, no boundaries.

I wouldn't put my junk in that cup holder who know's what kinda spills that thing has seen.

by MIBE January 7, 2015

halder

An Amazing Human being with an amazing sense of humor. Very smart and hard working and is always there for his or her friends when they need them. Halder's tend to be quiet, but they are the most amazing people you will ever meet if you know them long enough. Try to find one if you can because they are amazing people and your life will be happier with them.

I'm having a bad day.
Oh, just go to Halder. They'll know what to do

by TylerNB April 4, 2018

Bean Holder

A vessel used to arrange beans at the height of one bean high, whilst also aligning them in the same direction to create optimum cooking conditions

Dale: Can I borrow your bean holder to cook my beans at an optimum rate?

Carl: No, have a goblin instead

Kishan: I used it yesterday and it was great but the goblin wasnt

by True_Tokah November 24, 2011

Taint Holders

A very strange way of saying underwear.

STOP IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT I MIGHT CREAM MY TAINT HOLDERS!!!

by TendoTheLich July 17, 2018

yittie holder

A sexy soy boy thats willing to cradle a tittie when his girl is in need

Hey Rachel I could use a yittie holder RN

by M4rk Jo3n December 5, 2019