high ball

An undescended testicle. Usually a birth defect, due to weak man-chemicals. But sometimes the result of a well-placed kick.

The bar slut asked me, "What's your favorite high ball?" And I replied, "I just have the one."

I was upset when my wife accused me of staying out all night sucking down high balls.

by Gandy Bird July 19, 2012

smirnoff vodka high balls

Usually a drink of Smirnoff Vodka mixed with ale, water and such served in a tall cup with lots of ice.

Hey waiter, two smirnoff vodka high balls please.

by xx_stone May 3, 2006

high butt crack syndrome

A contagious disease that affects young men (mostly) whos buttcracks are to high to fit in their pants. Most commonly found in groups of swagfags, ghetto wannabes, as well as "gangstas" as they put it. Can be cured with a belt or pulling up your pants. Also known as sagging.

"My brother lost his belt and now he suffers from high butt crack syndrome."

by Batgirl052016 July 31, 2016

high buddy

A friend who doesn't get high, but comes along so when you get high, they can watch your back and you don't do anything stupid. Also they can supply entertainment that makes sense, because they're not high. And they get the food when you get the munchies.

My friend doesn't want to smoke, but I told him just to come along and be my high buddy.

by highbuddynumerouno June 28, 2010

high beam

When ones nipples become erect, often in cold weather, and sometimes producing an adequate visible result.

As Ashleigh and Anthea walked alongside the highway on a damp cold night, Ashleigh was warned that she was high beaming. "Oh" she said looking down, a wave of embarrassment passing through her, "should have worn a padded bra, its a bit nippy" *insert laughing of both parties here*

by pok-pok March 7, 2009

High Ballin

The mixture of Cocaine and OxyContin in a line. Both drugs are expensive so when done together they are considered to be done only by 'ballers'

Man I was high ballin the other night and stayed out until 6am. I don't remember a thing, yo!

by J14ya April 26, 2009

high ball apology

An extremly feminine apology given under extreme testicular distress. Also known as the high octive nut squeeze.

Chinese man: "why you call me liar Fled?"
This is Freds high ball apology:
Fred: "no {SIRRRR}, i did not call you a liar" squeezing ball sacs causing voice to go up about 10 octives.

by t-pop October 1, 2010