1.The king of CLGA, the duke of SGL, the man of the glowing computer. His name strikes fear into the hearts of DDR fans across the globe.
2.Nerdius maximus siphilus , computer dwelling incumbent, affixed with racial slurs and mathematical aptitude
2.Nerdius maximus siphilus , computer dwelling incumbent, affixed with racial slurs and mathematical aptitude
Hewus:hahah nigga please
by Freeman April 12, 2004
Get the Hewus mug.He is a very nice guy with a great personality. He is very charming and caring. He will always have your back when you down not a lot of people appreciate that about him.he is a good friend loves going to the dam.
Henus is my friend
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by SKJanuary December 14, 2024
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by sam_i_sisifo December 23, 2013
Get the henus mug.A Jew(Hebrew) who has been contracted by a goy to assemble Christmas gifts that do not come prefabricated. Though the Gentile client, usually an affluent father, has the competency to construct said gifts for his children on Christmas morn, he is often too hung over from the previous night’s eggnog consumption to have the patience and/or focus to follow the complex instructions. This is where the Semite comes into play. Because of the unimportance of the Christian holiday to the Judeo-contractor, he is available, clear-headed, and willing to work for a reasonable price. Well, reasonable according to his people’s standards. I mean, if you wanted to find a Jewish tradesman that didn’t gouge the goyim, you’d have to build a time machine and travel back to Jesus times. Anyway, Adam Carolla coined it on January 4, 2016 on the "Adam Carolla Show."
Crafty Jews Inc. employee: Crafty Jews, let us work while you snooze.
Adam: Hi, I’m Adam Carolla. I saw your ad in the “Rich Whitey Gazette.”
CJ employee: Yes, how may I help you, sir?
Adam: Well I’d like to hire someone to put up a zipline in my backyard for my 9-year-old daughter? Now your Jews, are they mechanically inclined?
CJ employee: Sir, all our guys are Hebus Erectus Certified. We import the finest laborers from Israel.
Adam: That’s good. ‘Cause the last thing I need is one of those domesticated, Woody Allen-type Jews coming over here.
CJ employee: Sir, I can assure you, we would never send a Woody Allen-type Jew where there are prepubescent girls. We will send the most blue-collared, salt of the Earth Jew we can find. Think Bruce Springsteen.
Adam: Well you know, he’s not Jewish. You guys always claim him as one of your own but…uh
CJ employee: Ok, well we’ve got one that looks like Eli Roth.
Adam: Jesus, I want a zipline put up, not my children to be beaten to death with a baseball bat.
CJ employee: Ok, ok. Hmm, well you bring up baseball? We have a guy built like Sandy Koufax, smart as Einstein.
Adam: That’s my guy. Send him over, Christmas morn at 8.
CJ employee: Will do Mr. Carolla. Thank you for choosing us for your Hebus Erectus needs.
Adam: Well you are the Chosen people.
CJ employee: Ha, you sure you’re not a Jew?
Adam: To be honest, I’ve got two Jews here passing me jokes on Post-Its. They’re part of your Hebus Punch-up-us line.
carolla
Adam: Hi, I’m Adam Carolla. I saw your ad in the “Rich Whitey Gazette.”
CJ employee: Yes, how may I help you, sir?
Adam: Well I’d like to hire someone to put up a zipline in my backyard for my 9-year-old daughter? Now your Jews, are they mechanically inclined?
CJ employee: Sir, all our guys are Hebus Erectus Certified. We import the finest laborers from Israel.
Adam: That’s good. ‘Cause the last thing I need is one of those domesticated, Woody Allen-type Jews coming over here.
CJ employee: Sir, I can assure you, we would never send a Woody Allen-type Jew where there are prepubescent girls. We will send the most blue-collared, salt of the Earth Jew we can find. Think Bruce Springsteen.
Adam: Well you know, he’s not Jewish. You guys always claim him as one of your own but…uh
CJ employee: Ok, well we’ve got one that looks like Eli Roth.
Adam: Jesus, I want a zipline put up, not my children to be beaten to death with a baseball bat.
CJ employee: Ok, ok. Hmm, well you bring up baseball? We have a guy built like Sandy Koufax, smart as Einstein.
Adam: That’s my guy. Send him over, Christmas morn at 8.
CJ employee: Will do Mr. Carolla. Thank you for choosing us for your Hebus Erectus needs.
Adam: Well you are the Chosen people.
CJ employee: Ha, you sure you’re not a Jew?
Adam: To be honest, I’ve got two Jews here passing me jokes on Post-Its. They’re part of your Hebus Punch-up-us line.
carolla
by griffin_t_a April 20, 2016
Get the Hebus Erectus mug.This word is derived from the double entendre/ambiguous parsing of the phrase "shit shitting shit". This phrase can be parsed in two ways.
The first interpretation requires reading the phrase as "shit-shitting shit", where "shit-shitting" is an adjective and "shit" is a noun. This is analogous to "flesh-eating virus".
The second interpretation essentially means the same thing, but is parsed in a different order: the first "shit" is "shitting shit", analogous to "virus eating flesh".
There are two parses, each containing three shits. Thus, there are six shits in this phrase.
The first interpretation requires reading the phrase as "shit-shitting shit", where "shit-shitting" is an adjective and "shit" is a noun. This is analogous to "flesh-eating virus".
The second interpretation essentially means the same thing, but is parsed in a different order: the first "shit" is "shitting shit", analogous to "virus eating flesh".
There are two parses, each containing three shits. Thus, there are six shits in this phrase.
Friend 1: Clafton stole my laundry soap!
Friend 2: Wow! He sure is a shit shitting shit!
Friend 1: Ikr! What a hexashitter!
Friend 2: Wow! He sure is a shit shitting shit!
Friend 1: Ikr! What a hexashitter!
by clafton August 11, 2016
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