heished up

To closed, shut, or raise up. Also can mean up high.

Her booty is heished up.
Heishe that window, its cold outside.

by Trickymule August 8, 2022

Feeling Heisenbergy

The inexplicable sensation a man feels to shave his head and grow a goatee after watching a particularly riveting episode of "Breaking Bad," often a season finale. Common side effects include lying, a desire to build a large meth empire, and being an overall dick.

Joe: Nate, what's up with the shaved head and goatee?
Nate: Dude, Joe, I just finished season 4 of "Breaking Bad" and I'm feeling super Heisenbergy.
Joe: I see. Why are you talking about meth all the time?
Nate: Feeling Heisenbergy!

by skinnyclear January 15, 2014

The great egg heist

A well thought out plan on how to steel a single raw egg and then spike it in the toilet causing the toilet to explode and or eggsplode.

hey Doug I’m bored let’s find a way to get that raw egg past daddio so we can start The great egg heist

by Doug eggs April 24, 2020

heisenberg

Verb that expresses the concept that the act of talking about a phenomenon changes the phenomenon. For example, if you see a squirrel come within 5 feet of where you are sitting, and you attempt to alert your companions, the act of alerting them will scare off the squirrel.

Taken from Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, which holds that it is not possible to know with certainty both the position and the momentum of a particle. The act of measuring either variable changes the other.

Dude, I would have shown you the squirrel, but I was afraid that I would have heisenberged it.

by maryfield January 26, 2006

the heisman

the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person

"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".

by Quinton Smith January 8, 2006

Heisman Trophy

An award given to the best all-around division 1A college football player every season.

The recent Heisman Trophy winners.

2006- Reggie Bush
2005- Matt Leinart
2004- Carson Palmer

by Snick and Fsquirrel June 1, 2006

Heissing

Heissing is the act of putting your asshole directly up to your partners and pooping back and forth. In order for this to work successfully a firm log is required.

Duuuude, my roomate and his girlfriend were Heissing last night. The whole house smeels now and he had to borrow a spare set of my sheets.

by Noletriot March 31, 2011