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Henderson High School

A typical suburban high school located in West Chester, PA. The administrators think Henderson is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and the student population is divided into numerous cliques which interact with each other sparingly. If you go to Henderson, chances are you deal with the following:

1) Somebody will pull a dumb prank, with graffiti in the bathroom being a common problem, and never get caught. The school letter will always say that the school's good reputation has been tarnished.

2) There will be a kid, or small group of kids, that interrupt class frequently (Spanish class is usually a victim) as if they are the only ones who are cool enough to be pissed off at school. Everybody else in the classroom wants to leave just as much and wishes these kids would just shut up so they can just write down what they need and watch family guy or weeds when they get home.

3) There will be one teacher per grade everybody knows is a "cool teacher."

4) The kids in the incrowd give each other nicknames. All of these nicknames are predictable and lame.

5) The girls that are hot are usually very arrogant and bitchy but nobody cares because a. they're hot and b. theres a ton of gross rumors going around about them anyway.

6) One counterculture kid will try his/her best to scare everyone. They don't.

7) Misplaced pride is abundant.

8) There is usually something that is being overhyped by the student population.

9) You know that despite the school's bragging your GPA is probably on a curve or everyone's homework copying or embarassingly simple machinations have worked on the teachers.

10) Jackass and/or CKY worship is of course common.

Despite the parade of juvenile delinquency, kids in Henderson are usually pretty laid back with each other so long as there isn't drama causing an average of a year long strife between them. It's simply another wealthy school with a bloated ego and schoolwork that everyone saves until the last minute and forgets soon after. To survive such a cliche school everyone does the cliche thing: smoke headies, drink budmilloors and natural ice, break the law, and talk about it alot. It's just high school - you love it or hate it.
We go to Henderson High School. We can't wait to hang out in town this weekend.
by MasterDisaster February 24, 2009
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Thicky Henderson

A dime piece with them thick thighs, plump booty, 12/6 hammer tits and basically just THICK without being fat. It's with a sports reference aka rickey henderson, a name to categorize all those fine ass thicky babies in the world. Can be used with any rickey's or rick's or something similar.
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heimer syndrome

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.
Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome
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A redneck of the Star Wars Universe. Often also known as a farm-boy; He is skilled in many rustic activities and knowledgeable in the ways of farm work.
The nerf herder corralled the nerfs into the shelter.
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Real Name: Wong Guanheng. He is lead dancer, rapper, vocalist and visual of the K-Pop group NCT, he is in the Chinese sub-unit WayV. He was added to NCT in 2019 and was put into WayV alongside Xiaojun and Yangyang
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Heidelberg

Heidelberg is a city located in the Rhein-Neckar valley in southern Germnay. This is a city that has an American military occupation. Heidelberg American Highschool is the military high school located on Mark-Twain village in the city center, the mascot is the lion, and the school colors are navy blue and gold. Is known to have major rivalries with Wiesbaden and Rammstein. No one else matters, really.

In the year 2011 Mannheim High School was shut down, with most kids moving to Heidelberg. After the year 2013 Heidelberg is set to close, forcing many of the students to move up to Wiesbaden.

Heidelberg is home to the oldest university in Germany, along with the Heidelberg Schloss. Heidelberg boasts a tradition at least 50 years old, 3 times every summer 'Arches' occurs. It is a party that happens every time the castle is illuminated and fireworks are set off. 'Arches' takes place on the terrace of the gardens to the castle, and nearly all Highschool students have attended. This party was invented by Heidelberg students and is a beautiful thing really, I get so trashed every time.

Heidelberg is also known for its domination in football and basketball, it remains one of the toughest schools to beat even in its last year with its lowest population. Heidelberg has won Europeans in football and basketball at least 25 times since its founding over 60 years ago.
Wiesbadener 1: Did you hear? Heidelberg is shutting down!

Wiesbadener 2: No way! Good thing for sports but damn, thats crazy!

Heidelberger: We will kill you all, and we will walk out on your funeral just as we walked out on your game.
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