Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019

creek heffer

one step above a swamp donkey. see swamp donkey

man ur right, my girl really is a swamp donkey. maybe i should trade her in for a creek heffer!

by thekeymaykr December 28, 2010

kie hefner

A FUCKING GOAT....SIMPLE

Kie Hefner BO$$UP get bitches wet and niggas mad

by Kie Hefner March 13, 2017

thirsty heffer

A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.

Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.

by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

Heffer

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Hugh Hefner

Pimp
God
Real American Hero

Hugh Hefner is a fucking god!

by Drue B. July 22, 2006