The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.
Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
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Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.
Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.
Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO
*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax
Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.
Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.
Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO
*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax
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Get the Hasselkød mug.A hair style all it's own, that can never be repeated. Perfect wind blown seperation and body right down to the folicle. Always perfect wet or dry, sober or while throwing up on your children.
"Dude, is that him? The Night Rider guy?"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
"Whoa! totally looks like him! Hairy beast-master chest and the straight up David Hasselcoiffe!"
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Get the David Hasselcoiffe mug.a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.
Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp
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