hearse

(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.


(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.

I drive a hearse because I rule


I saw a guy get hearsed last night.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

bright-headed

Pronounced brahyt-hed-id Defined as smart, intelligent, acute, bright, brilliant, keen, knowing . . .

She's bright-headed, smart like a calculator!
He's bright-headed!!!

by A. Nonny Moose February 8, 2012

Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

3 headed turtle

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.

"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.

by e873 December 3, 2009

hot headed

someone who loses their temper easily

Be careful what you tell Phil because he could be hot headed sometimes.

by Gerard Irick December 14, 2009

headead

A madeup adjective, given from the terms lightheaded and dead combined. Describes the feeling, when you wake up after drinking and smoking pot all night. Usually the person is unable to do anything properly when headead.

"I feel like headead, i think im going to sleep again."

by h3ad3ad August 23, 2007