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Haynesville

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."
by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016
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Casey Heynes

When someone shits on your day, and you do something about it; namely Zangief-ing his ass.
A bully gave me shit, so I Casey Heynes'd the little fuck until he stumbled home crying to his mama.
by handledcuz April 1, 2011
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Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"
by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011
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Hanes grazer

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. First used by Howard Stern.
"Are you just another turd tapping Hanes grazer!?"
by Carl J. Maltese April 13, 2007
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Darren Hayes

(5th May 1972 - )
Former singer, songwriter and frontman of australian pop-rock duo Savage Garden. Famous songs include 'Truly Madly Deeply' 'I Want You' 'To The Moon And Back' 'I Knew I Loved You' and Crash & Burn'. Darren Hayes and Daniel Jones split officially a few years ago after more than 22 million album sales worldwide mainly due to Jones' relectuance to be in the spotlight.

Darren has gone on to record two solo albums: the poptastic and more succesful 'Spin' and the unbelievable critically acclaimed electronic and emotive 'The Tension And The Spark'.

Solo releases have included 'Insatiable' 'Strange Relationship' and 'Pop!ular'.
Hugely famous in his own right in Australia, ownly known as 'that guy from Savage Garden' everywhere else.
This natural blonde is often attracts attention for his dramatic changes in hairstyle and colour and the 'Is he? Isn't he?' question forever raised in gay and straight communities alike.
He has an amazing vocal range - noted for his falsetto, and is unusual in today's music scene as he really holds his own in live perfomance - often working with Willie Williams - stage designer for U2 amongst others.
Crazy Darren fan: "Did you know Darren Hayes is performing in Sydney Opera House this July?"

Accosted stranger on the street: "Who/What now?"

Crazy Darren fan: "Darren Hayes! The amazingly talented singer from Savage Garden!"

Accosted stranger: "Oh, that puff that's always changing his hair! Right...heard his new CD's pretty good actually"
by Lauren Byrne July 28, 2008
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Hayeswall

A Hayeswall is when a Woman on her Period lays on a wall upside down, she then lets the blood from her Vagina pool up until it eventually flows over the sides of the Vagina and into the Womans Mouth, or even into someone elses mouth.
My Gymnastics Teacher wanted me to practice my handstands up against the wall, but I told him no because I had my period. He Said, "Hey Baby, why not try a Hayeswall?" He ripped off my pants and got me to handstand and we had amazing Hayeswall action.
by Bloodlust Hayeswall August 12, 2012
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Haines

Big Guy, Big man, Big so big, at least 7ft tall big. The sexiest man alive Big D. Can shoot 3 pointers with ease, always asks to be in group chats because of "Fomo". Such a big guy.
Person 1: You know Haines?

Person 2: Yeah ofc who doesn't know the biggest and sexiest man alive.
by BigGuyBigMan February 25, 2021
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