Grey-haired and patently insane Rokkaku Police captain in JSRF. Never gets to eat breakfast, because of those meddling GGs. Has a penchant for attacking and trying to kill teenage graffiti artists and sometimes his own subordinates (often for such cardinal sins as bringing him the wrong flavour of sweet).
Fond of sending in all the tanks, trashing patrol cars, using highly experimental terror drones, wildly aiming his pistol at invisible targets, mint candy, and eating breakfast, a very rare activity in the Hayashi household.
Fond of sending in all the tanks, trashing patrol cars, using highly experimental terror drones, wildly aiming his pistol at invisible targets, mint candy, and eating breakfast, a very rare activity in the Hayashi household.
"Hey, you little punk!" - catchphrase
"This is Hayashi. Send in ALL the tanks!" - example of management style
"Wahahahaha... kill... them... ALL! Ahahahahahaha!" - Hayashi during one of his more psychotic moments
"One of his subordinates went to get him his favourite mint candy, and came back with coffee-flavoured instead" - an example of a situation in which Hayashi is liable to trash patrol cars
"This is Hayashi. Send in ALL the tanks!" - example of management style
"Wahahahaha... kill... them... ALL! Ahahahahahaha!" - Hayashi during one of his more psychotic moments
"One of his subordinates went to get him his favourite mint candy, and came back with coffee-flavoured instead" - an example of a situation in which Hayashi is liable to trash patrol cars
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Her body is goals due to her fat ass and big tits and working out at the gym
She's extremely funny
She knows what she wants and will do anything to get it
Typically a quiet person but will open up to people she trusts
Is a badass without knowing it
Tends to have the characteristics of a Leo
Bare shordies hate her because she always dating the hottest and funniest guy
She's also a sex goddess but doesn't give her body up to anyone
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