Hatchet Job

() Performing an action in a very rough, inprecise, and uncraftsman like fashion. The end result of the action is a completed task that is of very poor quality.

Bill: I finished working on installing the garage door.
Jim: That is some hatchet job you've done there.

by Malex2200 July 20, 2010

gaping hatchet wound

The female Genitalia

That girls snatch looked like a gaping hatched wound

by Rod Turner April 19, 2004

rapture hatch

A hatch in the roof of a Christian's home that allows them to fly out when Jesus comes back.

"Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep YOU from the loving arms of the Lord! Buy a rapture hatch today!"

by CrayzeeBecky November 18, 2013

Hatchet Wound

A slang word for the female vagina. Called so because of the vagina itself and the reopening of the wound once a month.

He poked her in the hatchet wound.

by Sean Moore April 29, 2006

HatchetPony

A fan of My Little Pony who also listens to Insane Clown Posse.

"Hey, that guy over there is a HatchetPony"

"Fucking hell, definitely going to avoid him"

by NotAHatchetPony June 10, 2013

mexican escape hatch

Found in a portable toilet or port-o-let at a construction site. It is the lid that closes the toilet which is believed to be a tunnel that leads to Mexico that many of the workers at the construction site have emerged from.

Man are there any Americans employed by this contractor or does he just open the Mexican escape hatch to find a crew.

by Christobon January 6, 2008

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003