hässelflaben

1. Mouth

Hey, shut your hässelflaben

by FutureMarineMk May 25, 2016

james hasell

A highly obese woman often known as a "fat suit who found a wig shop " who is known for being fat and ugly.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl who looked like a piece of fat that glued some hair on it?

Girl 2 : Yeah, she was such a James Hasell.

by Susan Hasell November 20, 2013

Haskell'd

To be completely drunk and/or stoned at a party before your group of friends have even arrived.

The party last night was sick! but the girl who answered the door was completely Haskell'd! It had only been an hour.

by glenn coco :} March 24, 2011

haspell

A word used to describe a male who is usually attracted to younger males, a haspell can also reference somebody who is random and weird.

Chris: That guy is such a haspell, no wonder he has no friends

by OhGable May 28, 2017

Hasselblad

The finest medium-format cameras ever produced. The classic V-system was the choice of professional photographers and discriminating gentleman for its fully modular design, high quality construction, and expansive array of top-notch Zeiss optics. With the digital revolution sweeping (or already swept) through photography, Hasselblad now offers digital backs for the V, as well as the new H-systems.

You don't haven't done real photography till you've made a large print shot with a classic 6X6 Hasselblad. Then you move on to large format, but always come back to the Hassie. Fuck that digital shit.

by Allen C August 2, 2007

Hasselhoffowned

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

by Hue Jass May 13, 2005

hassel to the hoff

David Hasselhoff's new hip-hop persona. Yes, you read correctly. He thinks he's a rapper now.

Hassel to the Hoff's new single went platinum in Germany.

by the birds and trees February 27, 2007