The Mitch Hansen Band

A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.

"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."

by chknwengz August 4, 2008

Francis Drake Saducas Hansen

Francis is a sussy guy that loves fitness and Player unknown battegrounds. He gets just as much pussy as his friend Adin (Adin doesn't get any pussy). Francis is Philipino but he isn't the type to eat your dog. He might eat your ass when you're asleep though

Person 1:"oh you see that short and buff Asian over there"
Person 2 "Don't worry bout it sweetheart it's Francis Drake Saducas Hansen"

by Iknowwhereyoulive123 January 27, 2022

Hanze 'em

Synonym of *uck 'em

You just got Hanzed!
Hanze 'em or be hanzed!

by Derp1234 September 19, 2013

Hanwen

good looking
smart
well endowed
of asian heritage(if not your parents were stoned when they named you)
funny name
teases fat people
likes chicken

"that guy reminds me of hanwen"
"he looks like a hanwen"
"i slept with a hanwen last night"

by pilot man May 28, 2008

Tim Hansen

A creator that manages to keep alive a dying or dead fandom, named after Call of Duty: Zombies YouTuber Tim Hansen

Guy: Hey this guy is basically carrying this *INSERT DYING COMMUNITY HERE* community, a lot of people are watching him and getting interested in this community

Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen

by Anonymous 4734902 December 19, 2019

Blazin Hazen

Also known as "the average homeboy" and "Denny Blaze". Blazin Hazen is a rapper - a whack one it might be added but a rapper nonetheless - who has released a number of albums including "Hot to Trot", "Bam Boom" and "Blazin". He has reinforced the stereotype that (almost all) white men cannot rap.His rap comes off as a joke, yet nobody can say for certain whether the Average Homeboy is for real.
Hazen claims that "Once you hear my demo you'll just be BLAZED". Luckily for him the meaning of BLAZED is ambiguous.
Find out more about Denny Blaze at www.blazinhazen.com/

- (verb): to "gay it up" or the act of being whack.

1.
"Their screamin my name cause I burn the feet
the ladies go crazy when I turn the beat" - Blazin Hazen

2.
Carlo, if you ever Blazin Hazen again I'll shoot you in the nuts.

by Blazin Hazen August 5, 2006

haizen

a girl who goes to catholic school, but isn't snooty. very pretty and nice.

"That girl is so nice!"
"Yeah, she's a haizen"

by raaaaaaaaaaaaaave January 10, 2009