hangleberry

When you're on the toilet going number two, that last piece of poo that just won't come out. It just hangs there no matter how much you sway, until you can finally exert enough force to pinch it off.

"Man, I had the worst hangleberry at work the other day. I think everyone there knew I was having a hard time dropping the deuce."

by wienus March 29, 2009

handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.

The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.

by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008

Hanger welcome

When a hanger of men welcome a new Blue angel

Andre was given a hanger welcome and filled like a Twinkie

by Navy Stud May 2, 2018

Handleman

When a female has overlapping labia, often in a shape similar to this {}.

Yo Roger, you score with Maddie last night? Nah she a handleman, I didn't want parts.

by TheRealBeezuz January 27, 2021

Lock Handle

The action of a woman pulling on a door handle of a car while it is being unlocked, subsequently keeping the door locked. This action is especially awkward while on a date, in the rain or when done multiple times in a row.

"I tried to unlock the doors but Felicia Lock Handled me!"

by Dirty Floyd October 29, 2007

Mississippi Meat Handled

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

by rixter1971 April 27, 2012

gettysburg axe handle

A guy very roughly fucks a person in the rectum from behind. He pulls his bloody dick from the bowels and expels copious amounts of man jam. He then proceeds to hammer is dick in a bloody mess of cum splattering the cum in all directions.

During last weeks re-enactment, Chris gave Jim the messiest Gettysburg axe handle ever.

by Coco Sean July 6, 2018