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Handlebar

An adjective used to describe a facility or organization which caters to both or either of the extreme ends, +/- 2.5 or more standard deviations, of a bell curve.
My son attends a charter school which gets the dropouts and the brains who do not fit in, or a handlebar school.

Mensa is a 'right grip' handlebar organization
by sedlor September 13, 2009
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Handlebarred

When a gentleman is forcefully removed from a bar or nightclub because he has a grotesque and tacky mustache.

This phrase works on many levels: "Handlebar" refers to the gentleman's handlebar mustache. The word "bar" in the phrase indicated that he is hoping to obtain entry into a bar or nightclub. Finally, the word "barred" also refers to his expulsion or being barred from said establishment.
Gentleman 1: How come they kicked us out of that club? Was it my jacket?
Gentleman 2: No, it was your ridiculous 80's 'stache. Man, you got HANDLEBARRED.
by EvanMoody May 2, 2009
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Handlebarred

1. The act of having sex on a bicycle
2. When a girl buts her ass in your face while you finger her.
3. When a girl grabs on to your dick and doesn't let go.
Sanders got handlebarred by Tyson last night!!!

I handlebarred the hell out of her. I'm pretty sure she got tire grease all over her ass.

She said she was wanking me, but it seemed like she was just handlebarring me .
by Mainstream Fuckboi December 21, 2015
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Handlebarring

The act of riding a bike and holding an object in one hand while still handling the handlebars in both hands.
" I'm handlebarring by riding a bike with a flashlight in my hand while holding both bars"
by FoodisLifeCX July 2, 2017
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Handlebar mustache

A form of facial hair that establishes a man as the ultimate alpha.
That man's handlebar mustache makes me feel so inferior.
by basher09 September 7, 2021
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Handlebar

THE LOVLEY HANLDEBAR, I LOVE LOVE LOVE, TOMMY SHAVE AGAIN. HANDLEBAR 4
Hey dude shave
Ok

*takes picture of him shaving and handlebar 4 comes out*
by HANLDEBARLOVER December 2, 2022
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Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.
“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”
by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023
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