professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

by Attica91 September 5, 2008

Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

by bruno6 July 10, 2009

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

handlebars

when the ponytails of a woman are held onto for support and control while hitting her from the back

Anna was wearing her handlebars this morning, which hinted at what she wanted to do later tonight.

by kirkdaddy69 April 26, 2019

Handlebars

Slang term for a Wendy's restaurant, stemming from the fact their spokesmodel, Wendy, has handle bars.

Who wants Handlebars for lunch?

by Dark Horse August 11, 2005

daniel handler

An author who wrote A Series of Unfortunate Events, under the pseudonym Lemony Snicket.

Daniel Handler=Lemony Snicket

by indiaLPC February 6, 2006

play handler

A word used black-outedly, either under the influence of alcohol, mary j. uana, mushrooms, or a combination of those, to describe a video game controller.

Drunk friend: "I wanna kill people. (referring to GTA IV) Gimmie my play handler."

Not as drunk friend: "You're drunk."

by One Eyed Joe February 4, 2009