Mark, if you order the vindaloo in this restaurant you'll be doing handstands in the shower tomorrow
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From publicly drunk and acting strange.
From publicly drunk and acting strange.
E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?
Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.
by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009
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A teenage to early-twenties male who is unkempt, smelly, and probably hairy.
Portrays the facade of intelligence, but ultimately is a small boy stuck in a teenager's body. May come off as arrogant, but don't be fooled. Catchphrases of a hanktard include "dirty", "kitty", and "peanut butter", but as a warning, he refuses requests. Proceed with caution.
Portrays the facade of intelligence, but ultimately is a small boy stuck in a teenager's body. May come off as arrogant, but don't be fooled. Catchphrases of a hanktard include "dirty", "kitty", and "peanut butter", but as a warning, he refuses requests. Proceed with caution.
"Hey, what do you want for dinner?"
"Kitty."
"No, HANK, seriously, what do you want for dinner?"
"Peanut butter."
"Ok, what do you want to put the peanut butter on? Toast? Bagel?"
"Kitty."
"UGH! Stop being such a hanktard!!!"
"Kitty."
"No, HANK, seriously, what do you want for dinner?"
"Peanut butter."
"Ok, what do you want to put the peanut butter on? Toast? Bagel?"
"Kitty."
"UGH! Stop being such a hanktard!!!"
by ClaireD May 15, 2006
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Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"
"you are such a handi tard!"
"you are such a handi tard!"
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Get the Spread-eagle handstand mug.Isn't about the man... its about the legend. Whether it be consuming copious amounts of whiskey, grabbing a room full of people's attention, being a well spoken intelligent individual, Hanktards proves one thing... he doesn't fuck around
All my life I wanted to be the center of attention, I wanted people to be amused by my jokes, more importantly I wish I was like Hanktards.
by bdeezee June 4, 2006
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When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.
Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.
When one is doing a handstand their ass is where their head used to be. When someone is talking out speaking bullshit, they are handstand talking.
Usually used for politicians, New York Yankees, everyone at Fox News Channel, etc.
by snoogns355 March 25, 2010
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