by Matthew Scoobinstein December 31, 2011

by Mr.j131 November 10, 2010

While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"
by Scroto Saggins April 8, 2010

by Armen Nersessian August 4, 2006

A handjob from behind but instead of just reaching around you come from "down under" between the legs.
by Osmosis Jones 2012 July 31, 2012

Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?
Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.
Guy1: what's that?
Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.
Guy1: nice!
Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.
Guy1: what's that?
Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.
Guy1: nice!
by grilledcheezyy November 2, 2013

I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.
by show time January 13, 2015
