Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009
by Mr.j131 November 09, 2010
While Patty was being charged for taking money for sex, she clarified to the judge what she did exchange sex for; She was taking burgers for sex, curly fries for a diddle, and a pickle for a lookey. It was her Tuesday afternoon special. Her attorney asks for a plea bargain, and the Judge grants a five minute recess. Later, she runs from the Judges chambers yelling "Outta my way, I'm not going to jail for a cheeseburger-handy!"
by Scroto Saggins April 08, 2010
by Armen Nersessian August 04, 2006
Guy1: Dude what'd you and your Girl do last night?
Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.
Guy1: what's that?
Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.
Guy1: nice!
Guy2: Man, she gave me a blow-handy.
Guy1: what's that?
Guy2: imagine an Amish girl churning butter only she's sucking the handle like a dick.
Guy1: nice!
by grilledcheezyy November 03, 2013
Angry Handy; the act of an Enraged individual who is engaged in the act of furiously manually extracting an orgasm (of as commonly referred to; Hand job) from a male counterpart, ending ending with one full of Joy and the other even more Enraged.
Starla-Well I can't afford to pay You in cash but if it's ok with you we can probably work something out with some Angry Handy's
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
Fella-You got yourself a DEAL!
by Vendetta Fist March 04, 2017
I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.
by show time January 13, 2015