Hales

A nickname given to girls named: Haley, Hailee, Hayley, Haylee, Hailey, Hayliegh, etc. Usually used by her bestfriends or her boyfriend. A very cute name that she wishes everyone would call her.

Oh hales, I love you. :

by Jordynn_hannah October 18, 2009

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the fucking shit.

You're a beast, you're such a hales.

by stupid mickey January 27, 2009

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Harvesting Haploids

Harvesting Haploids is a term that relates to male masturbation - at the height of which haploid cells are expelled at speeds as high as 25 miles per hour.

See also gathering gametes

Dick: Hey Peter you want to play some COD?
Peter: Not right now, I'm busy harvesting haploids.

by RM 3435 September 22, 2010

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Harvest Moon

This is when a person is actively and intentionally taking a dump while mooning someone

Everyone in that car must’ve thought it was pretty funny to stick a bare ass out of the car window and moon us, but the driver probably won’t think it’s as funny when he finds out it was a Harvest Moon so now he has to clean shit off of his car.

by Jackmeatball January 24, 2020

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Kankle Harvest

A time span running from february 14th to march 23rd. where the U.S. government harvests the kankles of all citizens over 100 pounds. they take a knife and cut off the kankle where it is then shipped to New York to the kankle processing plant which turns the kankles into thousands of rubber based products. often used as an alternative energy source to fight global warming.the government encourages the new obesity of its citizens so that they can use their kankles for manufacture and trade as well a powersupply as kankles are form of oil.

o dear jesus my kankle are big enough yet kankle harvest.

by kanklesauresrex March 4, 2009

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