Halfer

1: A nickname shortened from Halferbrain
2: To take the piss out of some1 that trys 2 act cool

1: Alrite Halfer
2: What a complete and utter Halfer

by Halferbrain! May 10, 2009

Halfer

n. A bisexual (half homo, half hetero)

Sure he's got a girlfriend, but I think he's a halfer.

by lazymofo February 12, 2006

halfers-on-a-henry

Half an 8th of Mary Jane. it's the greatest thing to do when your broke

Matt asked J Money if he could go halfers-on-a-henry

by baby baby baby jesus September 12, 2009

halftermorning

The word you use before halfternoon. It means Half-way through the morning.

Did you know that the word halftermorning was added to Urban Dict and it means half-way between morning?

by Hellomynameisk October 17, 2019

halften

One who is average at everything and does not exhibit qualities of one extreme in regards to any endeavor. Derived from lets split a ten sack, or spend half of ten.

Eric is not fat, but hes not skinny, therefore he's a halften. He's not boring, but hes certainly not fun, so he's a halften. He doesn't love bars, but he definitely doesnt hate bars, he's a halften. He's not a good athlete, but hes not a bad athlete, hes more like a halften. He's not ugly, but hes not George Clooney so hes a halften

by PaperboyThe December 1, 2010

Halftrackeen

A holiday celebrated at Camp Swampy, NC by the soldiers there. Very similar to Halloween, but is a funny day when Amos Halftrack falls sick. When asked to wear masks the staff wear Halloween masks as opposed to surgical masks. Amos does not find this amusing and his wife, Marty, even said it looks silly. The first Halftrackeen was on May 22, 2011 after a flu epidemic had broken out. It is so silly but be careful, you may get sick!

Amos: Oh no, another cold epidemic. I bet its Halftrackeen.

Marty: Yeah, you're right. Its a big one. The whole base must be in on it.

Amos: (puts on a surgical mask) I'll go see what's up with all this. Do you want to come?

Marty: No, I got a date with Bridie. We're going to play some tennis.

Amos: Okay. See you later, sweetie! (he throws her a kiss through the mask. He gets to the office and Sheila is in there)

Sheila: Boo! Its Halftrackeen so I thought I would wear my devil mask. Cute, huh?

Amos: Silly! This is not supposed to be fun. This is serious.

Sheila: Oh, loosen up General. If you get sick we can always take you to Stainy. He knows what to do.

Amos: (laughs) He'll probably just rub us with some Mary Mud and pray the Hail Mary over us. Halftrackeen sure is fun! Even if we do get a little green.

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 27, 2011

Halftrack Fever

Intense love for Amos and Martha Halftrack. Shown most notably by Bryant Hollifield. One major symptom of Halftrack Fever is going crazy when Marty is seen in a bathrobe or when Amos wears his uniform. This is an intense disease. The only way it can be cured is loving them even more.

Marty: Have a nice day, dear. Hope you don't get Halftrack Fever!

Amos: Oh, put your robe on. I've already got Halftrack Fever.

Marty: (kisses Amos) I know. You've had it for 53 years. There's something about me you love.

Bryant: Its the robe. He loves it when you wear that thing! Even I do. See, there's magic in that thing.

Amos: Yes, you definitely have Halftrack Fever. You can't get enough of Grandma Marty in that robe. Or me in my army suit here. (he leaves)

Bryant: Hey, you want to get all cuddly? This Halftrack Fever is really working now.

Marty: Sure! We'll cuddle all day, honey. Amos is completely gone now. (she kisses Bryant) There's just something about me and you that I love. And its not just the robe. Its the Halftrack Fever. Gooey, sweet, cuddly. You rock!

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2011