The arch-bitch of Cunterbury.
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by francium June 11, 2006
Get the Hanes mug.(adj.) Used to describe someone who, despite being given lucrative amounts of money and rewards, decides to whine, complain, and "sit on the sidelines due to a so-called injury" while at work, and sometimes not even come in to work, because he/she feels that everything should be about them. Also, despite the money and rewards they are being given to do their job, this person feels that they have no obligation to actually do the job they're paid for.
Guy 1: It's almost time for this meeting to start. Where's Albert?
Guy 2: I heard he wasn't coming to the meeting.
Guy 1: But isn't this meeting mandatory?
Guy 2: Yeah, but he said that the meeting didn't apply to him as an individual.
Guy 1: It's supposed to be about the team. Albert is so haynesworthless.
Guy 2: I heard he wasn't coming to the meeting.
Guy 1: But isn't this meeting mandatory?
Guy 2: Yeah, but he said that the meeting didn't apply to him as an individual.
Guy 1: It's supposed to be about the team. Albert is so haynesworthless.
by BlackBeltBrewerX June 19, 2010
Get the Haynesworthless mug.The word you use for a kid who is the coolest kid in the world. Generally his ass is kissed by most people around him. Best known for lighting garbages on fire, and going to parties after breaking body parts.
1.Did you see that haynes at that party? he was dancing like a crazy mofo at that party and his knee was broken.
2.Man, that kid is such a haynes, when Bob Marley came on he fucking lit that garbage can on fire!!
2.Man, that kid is such a haynes, when Bob Marley came on he fucking lit that garbage can on fire!!
by floridahighschool February 7, 2008
Get the haynes mug.S.C = Shit Cunt.
Haines = Matthew's last name.
Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."
See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.
- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:
Haines = Matthew's last name.
Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."
See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.
- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:
"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."
"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."
and
"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."
And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."
"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."
and
"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."
And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.
by Eatadickcunt. August 18, 2010
Get the Shit Cunt Haines mug.Used in online gaming to describe something that is hardcore. In online gaming it is popular to add extra syllables onto or in this case into existing words.
Kenny is hardnesscore.
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