East Haddam

A town, located in Connecticut, that is so small every one knows each other.

-Hey do you know Fred, from East Haddam?
-Of course, man, I live in East Haddam.

by I hate you all. May 8, 2012

Hulk Handy

To receive a vigorous hand job from a male or female with extremely large, fat, hulk like, hands. In the case of a hulk handy, the hand doing the stroking is so large and so fat even the most endowed cock may appear small.

Roger joined weight watcher s not to loose weight, but to troll for large, fat handed women to give him an occasional hulk handy.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Harambe Handy

When she/he got that gorilla grip and damn near rips your dick off jacking it.

She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.

I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

haddaway

Artist of the greatest early 90s dance song ever. "What is Love"

"What is love, baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more" Haddaway

by Chris McPake March 28, 2006

handy snack

Slang for an unexpected hand job, usually associated with initial disappointment followed by unexpected satisfaction.

I was hoping for more, but all I got from Sarah was a handy snack.

by Miachel, Andy, Nader November 9, 2008

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

Handy Dancer

A girl or woman who while grinding on a guy on the dance floor, reaches around and puts her hand down his pants and proceeds to stroke his penis. i.e. a handjob while dancing

College is a great place to find A Handy Dancer, if you're in the mood to bust a move or bust a nut.

by TheGreatestEver1 December 29, 2011