Condition where someone moves to Hackney, grows stupid facial hair, starts wearing braces and woolly hats and riding a fixie retro bicycle, turns Vegan suddenly and decorates their home with overpriced unwanted furniture and recycled pallets. Even buys a turntable.
Since Colin moved to Dalston, he’s turned into a right wanker. That guys got a serious case of Hackney Downs Syndrome.
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Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe
Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth
Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell
Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell
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Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.
Can be abbreviated to HG in conversation.
That meat free, organic granola and avocado served in a hubcap on a breadboard is totally Hackney Gammon
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Get the Hackney Rockpool mug.(Noun) A borough in East London, UK which boasts to be the new cultural and creative hub (not just for London, but the whole of England).
(Verb) is someone is said to act Hackney, they are going to do damage beyond one’s imagination.
(Verb) is someone is said to act Hackney, they are going to do damage beyond one’s imagination.
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The IT department's solution to the slow internet involved a complex series of duct tape, paperclips, and a lucky rabbit's foot - a masterpiece of hacketry that somehow actually worked.
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