humping the queen

This is what you'd use when you're making a lot of money, or robbing from a bank.

Man, you're really humping the queen, huh?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.

Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!

by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024

Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

Pillar Humping

In World of Warcraft, in arena matches, to use pillars or other terrain to obstruct line of sight, thus restricting ranged attacks. This often results in long games or a defensive stalemate.

I hate fighting 2 v 2 against a pillar humping druid. Those games can last an hour.

by na-Mhoram October 16, 2008

deer humping

the act of going out at night around christmas and taking the little fake deer made out of christmas lights and placing them so that they look like they are partaking in sexual intercourse

Dude, last night I went deer humping and hit twelve houses!!!

by Jdavis116 December 10, 2005

dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. Results in little to no pregnancy/STD's.

"Dude we were totally dry humping last night!"

by Lauren Nutsack October 27, 2015

gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

by Adel7 January 6, 2008