chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Phone Hostage

When you are talking to someone on the phone and are hinting that you want to end the conversation, but you can't end the call because you don't want to talk to them or they will get all mad.

My mom/girlfriend/random girl kept me on the phone for 47 minutes today, and i couldn't hang up. I was a phone hostage!!

by Don't want to talk god dammit July 16, 2010

blowjob hostage

The act of holding out from giving head for a period of time in order to get something in return, such as an apology or attention.

Ever since our fight, she has been holding me blowjob hostage. Dang man, better dump her.

by Dante-Alighieri February 26, 2011

Holding your sausage hostage

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

by blotter November 17, 2003

DVR Hostage

when someone records two of their shows at a time on your DVR effectively forcing you to watch one or the other of the shows being recorded neither of which is something you like.

My wife held me DVR hostage last night for 2 hours.

by JohnnyFibah May 7, 2010

intellectual hostage

Someone who changes their opinion on a given subject because they have been verbally bullied into it by others, as in a social media post. They don't really believe this view as true but say they do out of fear of being ostracized by others in the community.

She humiliated the man on a social media post until he agreed with her viewpoint on the subject and became her intellectual hostage.

by words-myth January 26, 2018