A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.
Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022
A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)
by Cinquante March 30, 2015
Using petroleum jelly to stick hair to the top of your feet for sexual purposes.
A milder, and foot centric, form of the Savsquatch or sexsquatch, which both cover the entire body.
A milder, and foot centric, form of the Savsquatch or sexsquatch, which both cover the entire body.
I mailed Savana some of my shaved off body hair. She used a layer of pertroleum jelly to stick it to her feet for sex stuff. You know she's crazy into hobbiting.
by Juarez.Gaines October 20, 2011
A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.
by PG November 26, 2004
by Deimos2 November 25, 2010
Hobbit rancher : an Amish dude trying to Hurd six kids without shoes at Walmart. "They dress like hobbits, kids got dirty feet like hobbits , parents HOBBIT RANCHERS .
by Hobbit rancher July 20, 2017
Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.
Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.
by deviousrlm September 18, 2009