Hibrates

The false feeling of your phone vibrating while you are high. Causing you to constantly take it out of your pocket to be let down.

Me: hey he just texted me back about that party!
.... Never mind it was just hibrates :(

by GucciDeShane April 28, 2011

hiberdater

someone who hiberdates

She is a hiberdater because she has been hiberdating that guy for months now.

by lil_loser December 12, 2010

vaginal hibernation

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007

Fornication Hibernation

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011

hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.

derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.

by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011

Hibernating Hippo

When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.

A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find

Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.

"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."

"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."

by The H-Train July 1, 2009

Hibernationalism

A state in which one is so embarrassed by their home country that their patriotism has to take a long winter's nap before coming out into the open again.

The existence of Sarah Palin has caused me to go into a hibernationalism from which I may never wake.

by Yesac Divad January 9, 2011