Harold Camping

President of Family Radio, and host of his show "Open Forum." He is notorious for his frequent predictions of the rapture, that so far have not been fulfilled. His most recent prediction was in 2011, where he promised that 200 million believers would be taken to heaven, while the rest of the world's population would be left on earth to witness the end of the world. He had predicted that earthquakes would begin at 6 PM on Christmas island and would continue until the end of the world on October 21, 2011, where the world would be completely destroyed by a ball of fire. When the rapture failed to occur on the said day, he "moved" the date of the rapture to October 21, saying that the previous date had been a "spiritual" rapture, and that the real rapture would occur on October 21, 2011, complete with the simotaneous destruction of the world. Unfortunatly, his previous failed prediction will likely ruin his credibility. He had previously predicted the rapture to occur early in 1994.

Harold Camping doesn't know what he's talking about, and neither do the entire 5 people who make up his following.

by dantherocker1 November 15, 2011

Harold Camping

An old bastard who, after falsely predicting the rapture and subsequent end of the world twice in 1994 and May 21, 2011, has boldly made another prediction for October 21, 2011. He screwed over many people (although if you're dumb enough to believe it...you kind of deserve it.) He made millions off of this scam from his followers, some donating all of their life savings and retirement to his "non-profit organization."

Harold Camping is, for lack of a better term, a douche bag.

by KaylaKush September 24, 2011

Harolding

To "hang around" a cemetery.

Popularized by the 1971 cult film "Harold and Maude", in which the main character, Harold, enjoys attending funerals at cemeteries of people he doesn't know.

Dude, let's get out of this scary place, I'm sick of harolding!

by MovieMan March 9, 2006

Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010

Harold

From the Latin Herald meaning King. A man of God's own choosing to lead a nation. Subject to His approval and His removal. A man with a perfectly round head. A man of many thoughts and a few words.

That guy is so well thought of, he must be a Harold.

by Heraldry February 6, 2010

Hardley Davidson

Typically known as a Harley Davidson.

Hardley worth the money
Hardley any power
Hardley any performance
Hardley reliable
Hardley safe
Hardley even made in the USA
Hardley even compares to another bike in its class.
Hardley any respect outside of other Hardley riders.

After I left the Hardley Davidson dealership I realized I got ripped off but at least it will look nice in front of the bar with the rest of them. Some day I will use my head and buy a helmet and a real motorcycle.

by Mommy Dearest March 12, 2009

Harolized

Eating too much of one food results in your getting the sensation of feeling high. You can barely talk (if you do, you spit on the person sitting across from you), you start laughing uncontrollably, you don't know what is going on, your stomach feels like it is going to burst, your 5 senses are impaired, your eyes become glazed, you drool, you're red in the face, and your breathing is labored. Yet while you are "Harolized," you manage to fight through it and eat on, attempting to conquer your entire meal!

Trying to eat a gigantic stack of pancakes, or a huge deli sandwich. This feeling can happen with any food.

"Dude, I'm harolized as fuck right now."

"Yeah, I know, you just spit food on me and your eyes look a little glazed."

"I feel like I'm high, and im so full."

by Matt Chalupski December 13, 2008