Hammy in the hammy hole

When intellectuals can fit an entire hamster in their mouth

Dude: oh hey, ronda!
Ronda: khedive dowhsvxgxgsb (don’t talk to me, I have a hammy in the hammy hole)

by FourForeFor4 October 27, 2019

Hammy Time

A time in which every single person in the same room is drunk as a mother fucker.

man 1: Dude it's hammy time!!!
man 2: sniglefarb doghtne adlr!
(Translation: fuck you your not drunk enough, you can still put together a comprehensive sentence you piece of shit!)

by max sugerman October 15, 2008

hammy slammy

Recieving a hand job from a filipino bar girl aka "buy me drinky girl." Usually with baby oil for lubrication.

Lance Corporal Wright "hey bro! what do you want to do tonight"

Lance Corporal Oden "I dunno man, maybe we should go get some hammy slammys out in kin tonight!"

by Jeffery Wright April 29, 2008

Hammy Ham

Hammy Ham is a savage boi,who is obsessed with milk.He is also a god at fortnite and is reliable with the ladies.Well that’s what he wants you to think,but to be honest he is actually a gay mother fucker.

“Yo hammy ham pass the ball”- madison
“Sorry bitch I need to text my gay ass friends real quick” - hammy ham

by Pisonuoo April 16, 2019

Hammy Jammy

a different term for a handjob

I got a hammy jammy from Jenny the other day.

by i812 January 17, 2008

Hammy Tammed

The act of getting belligerently drunk within 30 minutes after the first drink.

"Dude, it took her 12 minutes to go from sober to completely smashed. This girl knows how to get hammy tammed."

by Rusty & Joe August 23, 2011

hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.

"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"

by Eide Irc September 6, 2013