guntha

A guntha is a whore, a slut muffin, a bitch, a scuz bucket, a tramp…..anything negative u can think of about a female all rolled in one word.

fuck ya life guntha!

by Apollonas November 13, 2007

Garth Marenghi

Fictional character devised by comedians Matt Holness and Richard Ayoade. Garth is a successful (but yet poorly skilled) horror writer and first appeared first appeared on stage with the Mighty Boosh during their Hen and Chicken residency.

Holness' Garth Marenghi appeared on Channel Four, UK Television in 2004 on a series called "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace which was a spoof of 70s and 80's Television shows written by Holness and Ayoade. In Darkplace, Garth (played by Holness) intern plays the character 'Dr. Rick Dagless M.D.' or 'Dag' as his "buddies" refer to him. He plays a Doctor in a hospital called 'Darkplace' where the gates of hell have been opened. The comical spoof sees Rick battling evil forces as well as tending to patients.

Channel Four have announced a Darkplace film and an interview series from Ayoade and Holness playing the Darkplace Characters.

"Greetings traveller, I'm Garth Marenghi. Most of you will probably know me already from my extensive canon of chillers."

by F-l-e-a August 19, 2006

girthzilla pipe

A super big cock with a huge circumference, used to pound pussy. It is usually associated with a Pete North sized load that spews out onto a woman's face.

Sean: Dude, I just don't know how you do it. You're always slamming box.

Sam: Yea, well when you have girthzilla pipe like me, you can do whatever you want and girls will be pulling their pussies out all the time and begging to give you bobbles and the ole fashioned hand jobs.

by Richard N. Cheese February 18, 2011

Guithed

getting pwned by a series of impossibly hard fill-in-the-blank tests and timed essays that are equally as impossible to be adequately prepared for.

*originated from the surname of an AP English teacher, the primary cause of aforementioned definition.

"EMILY I'M SO GUITHED, THAT ESSAY YESTERDAY WAS CRAZY INSANE AND THE POETRY TEST TOMORROW, I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO STUDY!!!"

"You just got Guithed!" <--suitable in response to circumstances of academic failure/unachieved success, more specifically the times when said failure occurred as a result of seemingly perpetual academic stresses.

by mooooza July 29, 2008

Girth

The thickness or circumference of an object or being.

This cylinder has a lot of girth.

by Snugglefuss October 19, 2018

girthinator

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle

Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator

by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

Gunthar

Gunthar is a random guy who will appear in your life one day. He will get on your nerves a lot but you will enjoy having him around. Gunthar jokes around a lot and his jokes are not funny but the dumb shit he will do will make you laugh your ass off. He also is a simp as he has simped on the same girl for 4 years. Dispite this and the number of times he talks about being single girls like him when he is not being an idiot.

Gunthar just hit another devious lick.

by ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) October 21, 2021