Gunnhild

One bad ass viking. Capable of doing and saying unimaginable things.

Women wet their pantys when Gunnhild walks in the room.

by gunnylol January 22, 2009

DIRTY GUNTCHEZ

WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP

dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009

Cincinnati Gunshot

After having intercourse with a female whom is currently having a menstrual cycle, the male quickly pulls out his penis from the girls vagina and slaps the female in the forehead with his limp penis leaving behind a bloody slap mark, resembling a gunshot wound. Most importantly, the male must exclaim "bang" after he leaves his mark.

The girl was asking for it, I tell you! So I gave her a Cincinnati Gunshot!

by Mr. Unlucky February 28, 2008

Gunt

noun.- A combination of a Gut and a Cunt. A gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly button but above the crotch).

In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.

For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.

Jo: "...walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind.."
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"

by Olly J April 22, 2006

Grunthos

A character in Douglas Adams' "Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy," A poet of imfamous reknown from the planet Kria.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

GUNTCUSSION

1. A GUNT INDUCED CONCUSSION

2. WHEN HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FREE WHEELING GUNT CAUSING A CONCUSSION

WHEN THAT FAT CHICK UNSNAPPED HER PANTS HER GUNT FLEW OUT, HIT ME AND GAVE ME A GUNTCUSSION

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009

gunthy do best

An order for Gunthy to yell his mating call for fellow girls that he ends up getting rejected by in a timespan of 3 days - 3 weeks.

Gunthy, do the best muffle (the mating call) that you've ever done!!
GUNTHY DO BEST, and YOTN DO NAA

Gunthy do best
Gunthy, that wasn't best, that had to be your worst.
Gunthy, you're a fuckin new, stop denying best.
Gunthy, my oldest great great great grandma can do best louder than you and she isn't even fuckin alive.

by Yotn Squad November 15, 2017