guitar

a stringed instrument that when played, will help you get laid

"I got genital herpes and inpregnated 2 chicks from playing guitar so much last night"

by guitarist1 November 14, 2006

guitar

A 6-or-12 stringed instrument, made of either wood any nylon/metal or plastic and nylon/metal.

An acoustic guitar is made of wood, and consists of 6 or 12 tuners, a neck, a body and a hole out of which sound echoes from the strings. Strings can be tightened or loosened to produce sharp or flat sounds.

An electric guitar is more commonly plugged into an amplifier, producing a louder, crunchier sound. It has no hole but uses a metal bridge to send the vibrations to the amplifier.

I play Dylan on my guitar...

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

guitar

Six stringed instrument with an electric variety used to deafen oneself through the use of an amplifier. If one gets good, one can play in a band and crowd surf.

Dude, your guitar is like so, yeah

by gooby goo October 23, 2003

guitar

A very potent Weapon used by Christians to slowly suck out your soul by sitting by camp fires sinning kum-by-ahhh

Me: Good Grief there are some christians over there with guitars quick lets get out of here before they try to be nice to us!!

My Friend: ARGH!! they got me I can feel my inteligence bleeding out!

by Mortez September 27, 2006

Guitar

When you play it, everyone leaves.

Please put that guitar down

by samtheman0360 December 16, 2014

guitaring

the action of hardcore gnarly shredding on the guitar to the point of apocalypse and death

"dude the sky is falling!"
"yup my band was guitaring just now"
"you bastard we're all doomed!"

by MarietheMetalHead August 13, 2008

Guitar

sometimes used in art (like picasso paintings) guitars have influenced music since the beginning of the western world. closely related to a predecessor, the lute, guitars consist of 6,7,or 12 strings (i once saw a 42 string guitar..it was nuts) as far as acoustic guitars go, the best acoustic money can buy is either a C.F. Martin, or a Takamine. As far as electrics go: Fender, Gibson, or Paul Reed Smith (PRS) the strings are strummed or plucked either with the bare fingers or a plectrum (pick) to create a pleasing array of tonal masterpieces.

For a really cool painting, check out Picasso's "Le Vieux Guitariste" ("The Old Guitarist"). It's from his blue period.

by Hallie Corson August 15, 2005