Definitions by guitarist1

guitar 

a stringed instrument that when played, will help you get laid

"I got genital herpes and inpregnated 2 chicks from playing guitar so much last night"

guitar by guitarist1 November 10, 2008

thing

1. an object-like being of sorts...

2. penis

stop playing with your thingy or else your milk-volcano will overflow!

thing by guitarist1 November 10, 2008

stephen colbert 

the host of the colbert report, one of the two funniest people in the world, along with jon stewart

stephen colbert is fucking funny

stephen colbert by guitarist1 November 22, 2006

the beatles 

the greatest band EVER!!! and if you don't think so you can go fuck yourself

some of my favorite songs by the beatles (in no particular order) please please me, hard days night, come together, revolution, here comes the sun, you never give me your money, paperback writer, help, yesterday, all you need is love, love me do, penny lane, strawberry fields forever, we can work it out, hey jude, taxman, day tripper, something, helter skelter, back in the ussr, and many many many many many many more

the beatles by guitarist1 November 20, 2006

sg 

an awesome guitar that works great as a "special situation" guitar (a guitar used for only certain songs at shows due to it's superiority at a certain type of guitar tone) the sg tends to be a great heavy metal/hard rock guitar

SGs are kickass guitars

sg by guitarist1 November 18, 2006

colonel sanders

deranged murderer of chickens

"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"- The Talking Heads on Colonel Sanders

colonel sanders by guitarist1 November 15, 2006